Senior CCM Super Tacks AS4 Pro Hockey Stick

CCM AS4 Pro stick. Yeah, this stick launches rockets. Rumor has it that the Air Force used this stick to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon. Now, the Chinese and America’s political rivals are rushing to buy CCM AS4 Pro sticks to overtake this nation. Do your patriotic duty and purchase one of these sticks to keep them out of the hands of our enemies. (Please note: due to the lethality this stick can cause, we will perform an extensive background check on perspective customers) Now how could hockey sticks stop a foreign invasion? Fair question. Unbeknownst to the general public, Putin armed the Russian Army with Bauer ADVs, and look how that’s working out for them. The Ukrainian bullets go right through the massive hole in that blade and right into the Russians internal organs, which definitely are not under a 30 day warranty. The Ukrainians have been receiving a secret supply of AS4 pro sticks for Canada (that’s why they’re out of production, duh) and ultimately that’s why they’ve gained the upper hand on the foreign invaders. Imagine charging the Ukrainian trenches and you see Zelenskyy rifling piss missiles at your comrade’s shins. Yeah, I’d run back to Siberia without question. Anyway, we’ve got a couple different curve and flex options. Check it out.

The CCM Super Tacks AS4 Pro hockey stick is designed with Max Loading technology for optimal energy storage and a stiff taper zone for stability and accuracy. The Nanolite Carbon Layering and Sigmatex Spread Tow construction provide lightweight durability, while Skeleton+ Technology in the taper area ensures reliability and control.