Tyler Seguin Pro Stock TRUE Catalyst 9X Hockey Stick

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$180.00USD
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Specifications
CategoryHockey > Sticks
BrandTrue Hockey SticksTrue
ModelTrue Catalyst 9X Hockey StickCatalyst 9X
Age GroupSenior Hockey SticksSenior
Pro StockPro Stock Hockey SticksPro Stock
Flex96 - 100
ConditionNew
PatternP92, Mid Pattern Hockey SticksMid
VariationsAvailable
Left Hand Catalyst 9X1
Description

True Catalyst 9X stick P92 curve 100 flex 58” length You know those goofballs on your team who do the full candy cane tape job? That’s what the grip is like on this stick. Seriously, the only person who uses that TJ is Greg from your men’s league team and he’s just a turnover machine. Anyway, you know you’re an absolute cyborg if this stick looks like a winner. 100 flex at 58 inches? Yeah, it’s a piece of rebar but you’ve been pumping mad iron at planet fitness. But be prepared for the hunk alert horn to be replaced with the goal horn because that lamp is gonna be lit every time you hit the ice. Now why exactly does True have a Pro Stock Stick in both left and right handed? Here’s my theory: Seguin is easily the most overpaid and underperforming player in the league that he forgot what hand he was. We both know the dude parties, and I wouldn’t want him anywhere near my significant other. Look, Seguin is a way better athlete, way hotter, and way richer than I’ll ever be, but if you’re getting paid 10 million, why would you even worry about what hand you play with? Add Robertson, Heiskanen, and Oettinger to the squad and Seguin barely has to do anything on the ice, and now he has time to book more tattoo appointments with Jamie Benn. Maybe he should get Right and Left tatted on his hands? I don’t know. Anyway if you’re wanting a short, high flex stick here you go bucko

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