New True AX9 Hockey Stick

$200.00USD
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Estimated Delivery Wed 5/8 - Fri 5/10
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Specifications
CategoryHockey > Sticks
BrandTrue Hockey SticksTrue
ModelTrue AX9 Hockey StickAX9
ConditionNew
PatternToe Pattern Hockey SticksToe
VariationsAvailable
RH TC4 85 Flex1
RH TC2 85 Flex1
RH TC4 75 FlexSold Out
LH TC2 75 Flex1
LH TC2 85 Flex1
LH TC4 85 Flex1
Description

New True AX9 hockey sticks Some idiot dads on your kid’s hockey team are trying to tell you how to coach. Which is interesting because you’ve played hockey for thirty years and you graciously volunteered your time and energy to share your passion with some 8U kids. However, Dan the Doofus who can’t skate informed you that the team would be MUCH better if you stopped teaching the kids edge work, and started implementing practices more focused on checking. He’s also adamant that he shouldn’t have to sign up to help with any team activities since his kid (who can barely stand) provides a “physical presence” to the league. This is where the True AX9 comes into play. You take this stick off the rack for the dad’s game and you’re ready to put Dan on his behind. You toss on your 20 year old bucket and Grafs and hit the ice. You dangle around Dan like you’re McDavid in the ECHL. The only physical presence Dan has provided in the dad’s game is looking like a stump. The True AX9 senses your hatred toward this idiot and responds to your every sensation. Toe drag Dan in the slot, and skate back out to the neutral zone, just so you can toe drag him again? You bet. After you thoroughly have demoralized Dan, he signs up to work the penalty box and bring the kids Capri Suns after the next game. The True AX9 is the coaching tool that you didn’t know you needed! Check them out today!

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